Sunday, April 7, 2013

10 Rules to Live By

Well, my friends, marriage comes down to 10 rules:
  • two rules for the wife to follow, and
  • eight rules for the hubby to follow.

Are you ready?  Here they are...

Wife:
  1. Submit yourself to your husband. "Submit" is a loving obedience by proper arrangement and deliberate decision.
  2. Revere your husband. Honor and esteem him.
I know these are huge shockers. But hang in there. Don't leave just yet. Keep reading.

Husband:

1.  Be the head of your wife. You're the leader, the captain of the ship.

2.  Love your wife.
  • Have an active concern for her well-being.
  • Cherish and revere her.
  • Make much of your wife as your set her up on the pedestal of your heart.
  • Set her apart in a very special way.
  • Cover her with love in every way possible.
Ladies... when HubbyHubby treats me this way, I am like melted butter. I would do ANYTHING for him, which includes submit and revere.
3.  Love your wife as you would your own body.
  • Look out for her health, well-being, and comfort.
  • Care for and encourage her.

4.  Nourish your wife.
  • Nurture her.
  • Provide what is necessary for her to be strong.
  • Promote her growth and health.

5.  Cherish your wife.
  • Oversee her tenderly.
  • Protect and care for her.
  • Treat her with warmth and kindness.
  • Provide a warm, tender and caring environment for her.
  • Soften her with the tenderness of your heart.
  • Cherish her with tender love and care. 
  • Cover her with warmth and protection.
 Holy smokes... I'm weak in the knees just typing this stuff out.
6.  Leave your father and mother, and leave your parents' oversight in regard to your marriage.

7.  Be joined to your wife.
  • Be glued or welded together.
  • Be responsible to keep the relationship tight and together.
  • Keep it growing.  

 8.  Be one flesh with your wife. Be like-minded.


Those are the 10 rules. HubbyHubby and I follow the rules as best as we can, and our marriage is strong and our love is wonderful.



Sunday, March 3, 2013

Sex. When? Now?!

Maple sap dripping into a collection bucket.  
It has been said, "A man's sap rises in the morning."

This is actually HubbyHubby's quote.

He wakes up happy and horny as ever.

This could be 2 a.m., 4 a.m. or 5 a.m.

This was an issue, and I had to learn to control my mind.

When HubbyHubby is ready, I make up my mind to be ready, too.


This Week:

Ask your hubby when he is most horny, and make sure you are ready to make him happy.

Because you are the only woman in the world who can meet your hubby's needs, right?

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Prance Around Naked

Last night, HubbyHubby caught me naked while I was getting ready for bed.

When he saw me, his face lit up and he said, "Well, that's a sight--just standin' there all naked."

He put his arms around my waist and.... yadda yadda yadda.

Now, my new trick is to "get caught" naked.

I do it on purpose and HubbyHubby loves it every time he "finds" me naked.

He's tickled because he thinks he's got great timing.

Little does he know, I plan it all out, every time.

Getting dressed, taking a shower, changing outfits, getting ready for date night--any chance I get.


Try it. Your hubby will go bananas.